mom: u have to go to church
srry mom i cant go i only follow for follow
Reasons why you should date me:
- I’ll make you breakfast.
- You’ll be my breakfast.
my anaconda don’t want none unless ur gonna pay my college funds
McDonald’s has been forced to open its first ever restaurant with a turquoise coloured sign after city planners said the signature yellow sign would be too garish. Officials in Sedona, Arizona told the fast-food giant they were unable to open a restaurant with the trademark yellow logo.This is due to the city’s strict regulations which prevent buildings from ruining the picturesque view of the desert.
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converting people to your fandoms and watching them spiral into insanity just like you did
this is the kind of thing I’m gonna do with my future spouse
To ensure that mud and dirt doesn’t get tracked into their nice forest home, chipmunks are incredibly hygienic and will constantly groom themselves from head to tail.